His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
