Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
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That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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