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OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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