Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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