and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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