Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I can text with my tongue
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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