real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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