Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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