I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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