shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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