I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
