you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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