Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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