I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He felt like a one man threesome
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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