these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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