Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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