I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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