seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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