I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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