And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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