Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
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I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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