I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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