yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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