it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Best friends brother. Beat that.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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