Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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