This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
its not stalking. its research.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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