I'm lost and stupid without you.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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