May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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