Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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