You surviving the open bar?
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Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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