She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Boobs are out for the taking
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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