Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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