i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i dont even know how to be here
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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