guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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