No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
