she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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