Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
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i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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