It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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