My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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