haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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