Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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