Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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