No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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