You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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