In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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