Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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