I must be too annoying 4 u.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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