But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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