we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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