Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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