just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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