Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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