North Korea, Best Korea!
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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