What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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