i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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