the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I'm always down for nudity.
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